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Melbourne residents furiously retrieving North Face jackets from winter storage
Melbourne Residents this morning are frustratingly heading for their garages to unpack winter storage boxes to combat the unseasonal cold...
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Country struggles to feel sympathy for cricketers after sacking coach we all liked
The Australian Cricket team is suffering record-low approval numbers after a difficult 12 months, which included the sacking of popular...
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Surprise surprise, the blue suit brigade thinks making energy affordable is a shit idea
To the surprise of literally no one, three blokes in blue suits who all work advising multi-national energy companies on how to maximise...
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